Overheard while putting up an antenna - or - That's what she said!

Why don't you come over and look how long it is. It's hard to imagine it fit in that small box!Can you feel it?No.I'll wiggle it for you.Can you feel me?I feel you! I Feel you!I guess I have to use the three big holes.The guys don't have to be that tight... just keep it from whipping around.Pull it out real slowly.I'm coming out of the closet.Oh -- that's a long rod.I'm just going to pound that rod in.Let me know when you need another napkin.Ok pull it... slow down!Let me see if I could shift it over a bit.

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And not one of these is what you think.  :-P