"Sorry about the shitstorm" -- does that card exist?

Asking for a friend (seriously, I did not cause any shitstorms recently)...

Sometimes, through action or inaction, you wind up causing a shitstorm. It exists in almost all fields. If I crashed Amazon (yes, it happens -- with startling regularity, unfortunately) I would be looking for that card.

That type of thing.

There needs to be a card like that.

And I would sent it to the guy that's causing the present (not Amazon in case you're curious) shitstorm and tell him to sign it and send it in himself.