Mobile virus scanner
All I have to do is read stuff like what was just posted on Ars to double down on my overall disdain of Android. When I'm working on my phone or tablet I don't want to even think about viruses or malware.
People talk about how you can configure Android to be just the way you want. My response is I just want it to work and not worry about how people are trying to steal my identity.
People complain about Apple's "walled garden." Sometimes, however, walls like those might not be the worse idea.