Painting: Done!
It's no longer the deep read color that we got the house with. Now it's a kind of bland beige. It's not my favorite color, but like I was saying yesterday people have a shitty imagination.
The only hard thing was that this took three coats of primer to hide the satin deep red enough for me to put on a color coat. A full 12 or so hours from start to finish.
Now I'm just tired.
Tomorrow: put the furniture back. Thankfully no furniture or house bits were harmed in any way by the project. :-)