Reason n+1 for leaving Seattle
So some lady, and I'm using that term generously, walked up on my porch at 1:29 AM last night and stole some primroses from the table on my porch.
What the actual fuck?
I can not wait to get the fuck out of Dodge.
She also stole mail from the folks across the street too... and no one will do shit to stop any of this crap.