How can this be so fucking complicated?

UpdateI'm retracting this. Sorry. Key was more than gracious in wiring the funds over the next day. The check they issued was the best check they had to write, even though it was not suitable for the purpose at hand.They wired the funds for free without me having to ask for it.I think this rant was just my last nerve giving up the ghost.I deleted the post since I don't think it's fair to KeyBank to leave it up. Mea culpa.