Pointless Games
A few months back I donated blood at the bloodmobile outside my building.I managed to beat the time by a few seconds this time around.I mentioned this to the guy that was drawing the blood and he smirked saying it wasn't bad. 6:12."My record is 4:50" he said smugly.On one hand I'm happy that I'm not the only person with this affliction. On the other: I need to make better time!"What's your secret?""Hydration. Before donating I chug a couple of Gatorades. It increases the flow."Yeah... next time. :-)